Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Kiss and make up


Saturday is "kiss and make up day"...
(who makes these up?)

So lets all do just that. Put all the arguments and troubles aside, and be friends again.


I came across some kissing facts for you all...

  • Did you know that he scientific name for kissing is osculation? Doesn't sound so nice does it?
  • The longest recorded kiss took place in New York City on December 5th 2001 between Louisa Almedovar and Rich Langley. It lasted 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds. Oooh, I bet they had sore lips...

you need some lip balm there, mate.

  • Kissing is good for you. Research shows that the act of smooching improves our skin, helps circulation, prevents tooth decay, and can even relieve headaches.
  • The average person spends 336 hours of his or her life kissing.


And finally, a short story...

Kiss on a Train

There is a handsome young man, a beautiful young girl, the young girl's mother, an army general and a lowly private on board a train. The ride has been going on for about half an hour, and they've all politely been glancing about at each other.

The train then went into a tunnel, a kissing sound was heard, and there was a slap. During this, the mother was thinking: "That boy has been eyeing my daughter, and now he kissed her, and my daughter slapped him. Good for her!"

The daughter was thinking: "That handsome boy meant to kiss me, but kissed my mother instead, and she slapped him!"

The handsome guy was thinking: "That general kissed that girl's mother, and she slapped him. I would've too, he's pretty ugly!"

The General was thinking: "That handsome boy kissed that beautiful girl, and I was accidentally slapped by the beautiful girl. Ouch, that's going to leave a mark."

And the lowly private thought: "Whoah, I kiss the back of my hand and get to hit the boss. I love trains."

On that note, i send you all a big kiss ...until next time...