Attractive?

Well, I was just wondering the other day what silly thing I could do, just for a laugh, and I decided to look on the Guinness world records site for a giggle and some inspiration. Wow! I was not let down. There are some weird and wonderful things there to see, but this one just stuck out, so I thought I would share it with you…

Radhakant Bajpai of Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India, has hair sprouting from the centre of his outer ears (middle of the pinna) that measures an incredible 13.2 cm (5.19 in) at its longest point. The length of the 50-year-old's pinna pelt was confirmed by medical examiner Dr. R P Gupta.

"Making it to Guinness World Records is indeed a special occasion for me and my family," said Radhakant. "God has been very kind to me."

Well, Radhakant, I would like to send you a gift…


How disgusting is that? At first glance it just looks like he's having a bad hair day! But, oh no. The lovely man seems so proud and serious of his 'pinna pelt'! What was he thinking? Well, if I knew where he lived, I’d certainly pop round with a pair of scissors while he’s sleeping. Yuk! It makes me squirm just thinking about it.

As for the silly thing to do, I forgot all about it in the excitement of the hairy ears. Perhaps I could find a world record of my own. Any ideas?

A Sticky Situation

Check this out... and they call me mad! I promise it was nothing to do with me...


Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex!

A Romanian man needed some help after his 'great idea' started to feel not so great. He had superglued his condom to his penis. The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn't want any more children.

Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici's wife bought were a bit 'roomy'. The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another. They used superglue to glue the condom to the man's penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought.

After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn't come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help. One of the nurses said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."


Ouch! Were they mad? Were they Stupid? Were they genious? Perhaps this will spark off a craze for recycled condoms? I can pull a couple out the bin if anyone wants to buy a second hand one...

Gotta split - I have some condoms to wash!

My First Blog Ever...

Hello and welcome.

As you can see, this is my first blog ever, and I don't have a clue what I'm doing! To be honest, I'm not really sure what a blog is for, but there you go. That should just make it all the more fun.
I have a LOT to learn, and hopefully as my site grows, you will come to know and love me.

Well, I must dash - I smell marmite on toast...mmm