Saturday is "kiss and make up day"...
(who makes these up?)
So lets all do just that. Put all the arguments and troubles aside, and be friends again.
I came across some kissing facts for you all...
- Did you know that he scientific name for kissing is osculation? Doesn't sound so nice does it?
- The longest recorded kiss took place in New York City on December 5th 2001 between Louisa Almedovar and Rich Langley. It lasted 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds. Oooh, I bet they had sore lips...
- Kissing is good for you. Research shows that the act of smooching improves our skin, helps circulation, prevents tooth decay, and can even relieve headaches.
- The average person spends 336 hours of his or her life kissing.
And finally, a short story...
Kiss on a Train
There is a handsome young man, a beautiful young girl, the young girl's mother, an army general and a lowly private on board a train. The ride has been going on for about half an hour, and they've all politely been glancing about at each other.
The train then went into a tunnel, a kissing sound was heard, and there was a slap. During this, the mother was thinking: "That boy has been eyeing my daughter, and now he kissed her, and my daughter slapped him. Good for her!"
The daughter was thinking: "That handsome boy meant to kiss me, but kissed my mother instead, and she slapped him!"
The handsome guy was thinking: "That general kissed that girl's mother, and she slapped him. I would've too, he's pretty ugly!"
The General was thinking: "That handsome boy kissed that beautiful girl, and I was accidentally slapped by the beautiful girl. Ouch, that's going to leave a mark."
And the lowly private thought: "Whoah, I kiss the back of my hand and get to hit the boss. I love trains."
